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Church to add Wonga funding to long list of inconsistent religious positions

What a confusing little book…

Some satire from Newsthump:

Upon hearing that the Church of England actually funded the growth of Wonga.com a day after claiming it would put it out of business, officials have said we should just ‘add it to the list’.

The latest completely inconsistent position of the religious organisation has led many to claim the only consistent thing about religion is its inconsistency.

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Britons urged to enjoy last few hours before explosion of baby bullshit

The light is fading now

Oh, the joy!

Via The Daily Mash:

BRITONS have been advised to enjoy life in the final hours before a million-megaton blast of bullshit is unleashed.

‘Babypocalypse’ experts have told Britons to leave work immediately and go with their loved ones to a beauty spot where they can spend these last fleeting moments of normality in quiet contemplation.

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‘Job camps’ are the final solution to unemployment, says Duncan Smith

In no way aroused by all of this

Satire wouldn’t work if it wasn’t worryingly true to life.

Via The Daily Mash:

IAIN Duncan Smith has decided to stop dicking about and move the unemployed into dog-patrolled ‘job camps’.

The camps are intended to help jobseekers back into work with training in hard manual labour and prominently placed motivational slogans such as ‘Jobs will make you free’.

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